Okay, okay, you got me. I mostly purchased this because of the name. Seriously, look at that name! Wowza.

For the most part, this cream is good. It does its job, it moisturizes, it's nice. But the white cast is insane. Whenever I use this, it looks like I just used a whole glob of really thick sunscreen and am about to head to the beach. Even though I use it in the PM, it still bothers me! Now I use this over other serums, toners, etc. so I can't really rub it in without causing some serious pilling to go on with the previous layers, but I've found that rubbing the cream in a whole lot mitigates the sunscreen-look. This would be a good moisturizer if you don't use many products and if you don't mind a bit of white cast.

My skin type: Normal; dry in the winter, slighly oily in the summer

Consistency: it's really cool! It's like a thick piece of gelatin - you slice off the piece you want, and then it sort of melts into your skin. Fun! Only downside is, as mentioned, leaves a hell of a white cast

Scent: a light powdery scent